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so sleep alone tonight
This blog belongs to CRYSTAL. It documents her musings, rants and the many anti-climatic events in her life, so read at your own risk! PS She thinks her dad reads her blog. |
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about the author
CRYSTAL is thankful to have finally graduated from the Raffles family in 2009. She is not so ready to embark on the new phase of her life and she still enjoying bumming around. If being a slacker is an occupation, she'd be a millionaire(: shoutouts
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GOODBYE BLOG. I PRONOUNCE YOU DEAD ON SUNDAY MARCH 21 2010, 9.42 PM. May our peace be with you. (If you're meant to read my new blog, you're meant to read it (: ) i'm seriously considering closing this blog down for good. or maybe i just need some sort of change. hmm. I am stronger than I think, braver than I believe, and smarter than I think. -psychs myself- i hereby declare myself to be the most unlucky shit on earth. don't even bother to challenge me. TOP 10 REASONS WHY MY BOSS IS A BITCH 1. She scolded me over email 2. She disabled my internet 3. She scolded and said no ipod 4. She scolded and said no newspapers 5. She has serious OCD and I get to bear the brunt of it (all the stacks of papers 30 cm high must be placed in the same direction) 6. She makes me do things like change dividers cos the tabs are TOO SMALL -.- 7. She doesn't give clear instructions (time must be written in fractions, not hours and minutes! so I had to redo them. wtf she didn't tell me so how would I know whether she wants it in what kind of form right?! wtf??) 8. She looks meek and nice (in front of the higher ups) but hell she isn't. 9. She throws me work and expects me to know how to do it. (see number 7) 10. !@#$%^&*() 2, 3 and 4 was only when I had nothing to do. So now when I have nothing to do, (like seriously asked the whole dept for work and noone has work for me) I just sit on my chair and stare at the ceiling. I swear. Welcome to the corporate world. I would love to tell her to screw off. But sucks that I have to grit my teeth and smile. at least last time i could scold cow. upset ): work sucks, kill me ): my back aches by 4 pm everyday probably cos of the office chair i am going to die early )): i'm exhausted by the time i reach home at 7 to do anything. No time to study for BTT or Yes, i think i need to study for BTT. everyone's been saying its so easy that it's giving me a false sense of security -.- people DO fail BTT and apparently, the whole world will know cos if flashes red on the computer screen. Talk about embarassing 0.o Exerpts of email exchanges between Wendy and I during work over the past few days.. Prepared to be lamed out haha reading this will be a waste of time. It's just for me to document for future amusement : D --- Subject: Financial Problems Hi my friend I am facing financial problems now. COULD YOU HELP MEEEE D: (ok im being lame lala) --- Re: Financial Problems Dear Miss Wong, I have read your email regarding Financial Problems and have some suggestions which you can take up to improve your financial crisis. 1. Buy less shoes. As a friend of yours, I have noticed that you have a weak spot for shoes and have about 29485 pairs in your shoes cupboard. I suggest that you donate half of them to me. 2. Buy less clothes. I have also noticed that everytime I see you, you will be wearing new clothes. You will also be decked out necklaces and earrings. Perhaps you can donate some of them to me too. I understand the predicament which you are facing as I have also faced the same problemes personally a couple of weeks ago. Hence, I wish you all the best in your tough battle ahead. Meanwhile, please take my suggestions into careful consideration. I look forward to your reply. Warmest Regards, Crystal Chng President of Financial Problems Institutions (FPI) PS One of my colleagues used to work in Body Shop so if we buy things from her, we can get 50 percent off. Interested in getting anything? : D --- Dear Miss Chng, I'm afraid some of your suggestions are not feasible. Especially for a SHOPAHOLIC lke me. Have you read SHOPAHOLIC the book series? Yeah man that's the kind of person I am. Or alternatively, you could watch the movie "Confessions of a Shopaholic". You can always borrow it from me. You know I have a large pool of dvds at home *wink* ;) Say, let's have a movie marathon sometime. Instead of shopping to kill time, we can wach movies :D WHEE. So fun! OKAY THIS IS GETTING EXTREMELY LAME CRYSSIE! hahaha. I am terribly bored now. But I'll have a busy day later. And you're not online yet. So I guess I can't meet my financial consultant online today. Sadness. Okay Miss Chng reply me soon! I know you'll be bored. Looking forward to hearing from you soon! Sincerely, Miss Wendy Wendelia VVV Wong President of the Shopaholic Association P.S. Cool I wanna go Bodyshop too! When when! --- Dear Miss Wong, I am dismayed that you have thrown out of well thought out suggestions without careful consideration. It greatly upsets me. However, as you have so generously offered your extensive DVD collection, I will be more than happy to take up your offer. Perhaps you may have My Sister's Keeper, Time Traveller's Wife and New Moon dvd? : DDD I could very well watch it during work : D or you may want to invite me over to your house and we could have a movie marathon on the couch with dvds that work (unlike your Gossip Girl dvd sadly) Please reply me asap to save me from bordem and together, we can work hand in hand to ensure that you walk out of ur financial crisis safely. Regards, Crystal President of the I Am Bored to Death Club and President of FPI PS nooo the colleague TAKES orders beforehand. We won't get 50 percent off if we go shopping at Body Shop together!!! --- Dear Wendelia VVV Wong, My job sucks. SOS. PS omg u hv time travellors wife and sister's keeper?! you hurry go watch or invite me over. haha it's not fair you're always hogging the good stuff to yourself! ): PPS i ponned work ytd thus was not able to be your aunt agony. much apologies. Rgds, Crystal SSS Chng --- Dear Ms Crystal SSS Chng, Am I efficient or am i efficient? Why does your job suck now? What are you supposed to do? Giving financial advice to people sounds quite fun. You can exploit them in the process. Like how you did with me - Asking to donate my clothes/dvds to you. I have a rather slack timetable today! Yay. But I have to stay back in school to take care of the Math Remedial people. Sobs. Haha. I hope they wont be too naughty. Bleh. Okay. Signing off. Reply ASAP! Sincerely, Ms Wendelia VVV Wong Teacher at the zoo --- Dear Ms VVV, I have another suggestion. Why don't you ask your students to call you Ms VVV? Then those who can guess what VVV stands for will get a sweet. Isn't this a good suggestion? It adheres to MOE's guidlines of spontaneous learning (something like that). You may even be promoted to HOD! Anyway Ms VVV, perhaps you may want to recommend some clients to me. You are my one and only client in my financial company. I think i will have to close down soon. ): Rgds, Crystal Jasmine has a very interesting job. I found out that she is making a Singlish booklet for non Singaporean graduates who are going to work retail in Singapore over msn during work. three cups of tea says: damn it seems as if he wants me to work the whole of this week I say: HAHA I say: awww three cups of tea says: anw advanced singlish I say: i will be here dont worry three cups of tea says: Not say I say you, but hor, you very like dat one leh! I say: WTH I say: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I say: U HV THE FUNNIEST JOB EVER three cups of tea says: and i translated to... three cups of tea says: I’m not criticising you but don’t be so hard to deal with! three cups of tea says: it's not funny. QUICK three cups of tea says: help me comeup with more what a cool job HAHA Omg i am so embarrassed. Of all the stupid things that ever happened to me, this one has to be the topper (of 2010 so far at least. Last year would definitely have to be being trapped in the rj lift with the whole entrapment being caught on camera wth.)
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