TOP THREE THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED DURING ORAL EXAMS
*tested and certified by Crystal Chng
You should not... ...
  1. Greet "Good Morning" when it is actually "Good Afternoon". Horror factor: 2
  2. say things like "people are toys" when you meant that "the name of the store makes people feel that the store is specialised in toys" Horror factor: 3.5
  3. Walk in the exam room, smile, greet and teacher, and then realise ur in the wrong room. Horror factor : 5 <-- WINNER

alright. so I did everything above.

-WAILS-

Good luck monday and wednesday people.

Come to think of it, I'm so screwed.

oh dear.


I AM DAMN FREAKING PISSED
I ABSOLUTELY DETEST HATE AHBOR AND *INSERT ALL SYNONOMOUS VOCAB* PEOPLE WHO BORROW THINGS AND THAN RETUN THEM IN A LESS DESIRABLE CONDITION AND WHO DON'T BOTHER TO APOLOGISE, MUCH LESS GET YOU A NEW ONE
i have just realised my disc cover all CHIPPED AND TORN AND TATTERED.
okay granted if its some old and lousy disc i wouldn't bother. but ITS BARELY NEW AND I LIKE IT A LOT.
damn that !@#$%^&*(0


CALLING CIP DEPRIVED PEOPLE!

The year is finally drawing to an end... you smile happily and open that yellow card of yours
but GUESS WHAT?

You have ZERO ZILCH ZIP NADA NIL CIP HOURS!

-PANIC MODE STARTS TO GO OFF-

DO NOT FRET; for we are here to save you!

all you need to do is fill up a donation card (you can donate ANY AMOUNT OF MONEY) and you get 4 hours of cip! as easy as that!

the more cards you do, the more hours you get! the more hours you get, the more CCA POINTS!

WIN-WIN SITUATION!

still not convinced? (If you're stingy) all you need is 30 cents! and you will completely fill up the card and get 4 hours cip!**
the cards are due 5 weeks from 16 September. so you'll hv a long long time (x

THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE SIGN UP NOW!

for more information please contact crystal (x

** dear god, if my in charge sees that line, i shall not know where to hide my face erps.

A BIG THANK YOU TO... ...

the hair dresser - who multiliated my hair until i got laughed at in sch.

my mum - who egged the haridresser on "cut shorter! so long!"

jiahui and xiner- who (uncontrollably) burst into laughter the moment they saw me. but tried to convince me that my hair was not bad, but looked at each other, and wouldnt stop laughing.


thank you u all. u made my day

-sob sob-

i did it.

i cut my hair.

and now i look like someone who is balding. erps.

and when i tie my hair, it looks like a balding horse tail (thanks hwee for that contribution)

it's not pretty i assure you.

-prays that my hair will grow back soon-

anyway went high tea today at orchard hotel. theres nothing much to eat though.

but i like the chocolate fountain! there's this fountain where it spurts out chocolate so you can dip ur fruits in.

fondue if you want to be specific.

got a wallet and an addidas bag ((x whee

i just realised. transparent wallets arent very useful.

they show off all your cash and are liable to tempt theives, bankrupt or not.

mhmm.

just for thoughts. i suddenly remembered this incident which i didn't blog about.

i was on the mrt train with hwee and huiwen. we were bored and we playing this lame alphabet game. you have to say animals beginning with letters. a, b c, d and so on.

MY TURN. letter is K.

i thought for a moment. panic. im going to lose, as the seconds ticked away with the other 2 gleefull counting down.

"KUKUBIRD" I blurted out. everyone turned.

man oh man.

i meant KUKUBARA. you know, the BIRD KUKUBARA?

and i was wearing uniform too.

i could see it in tmr's headlines

"RGS GIRL SPROUTS PROFANITIES ON TRAIN"

somewhat.

MY BLOG: REVAMPED & RELOADED

Presenting my new blog, risen from the dead!

(Note to self: MUST watch Tim Burton's Corpse Bride someday)

After eons (: of construction, i have finally got a new layout. kudos lena

and blogged ><

(hears nods of approval)

tell me. does it make sense to go back to sch for 5 mins to just do some online survery for the school?

apparently the sch does 0.o

watched HERBIE FULLY LOADED.

huiwen, lend me red eye if you hv. the newspapers featured mcadams! i want to watch *whines*

rather uneventful day.

gonna snip my hair tmr. whee.

shall dream of various hairstyles tonight