QUOTE OF THE DAY

Scenario: Windy benches doing math. I was using yumin's mechanical pencil.

YM: You are wasting my pencil lead!

Before I could think of a witty retort, she goes on to ponder...

"Hmm, what's pencil lead made of anyway? IRON AH?"

So much for wanting to ace chem eh.

Totally died during PC's lecture today. But I just had to keep awake because I didn't want to end up on the stage. iT was during econs that I gg-ed and slept like nobody's business. lol.

I can't wait to graduate from physics remedial. T and TH are a really disturbing couple together, I realised. (TH haha I know you read my blog, aren't you glad I censored your name?)

TH and T were saying lewd things to each other. I couldn't remember what, because I was busy calculating the amount of kinetic and potential energy the stupid block had at x height.

TH: Crystal, look! T is seducing me!

So I got distracted and turned to look at TH, just to see T pulling his shirt off his shoulder -_-

But that's not it, they were doing gay stuff to each other, and then I heard a snippet of their conversation.

T: Eh TH, why are you so hairy? 0mg you are really hairy!

TH: What's wrong? Girls like hairy men!

HAHA OK I NEARLY CHOKED WHEN I HEARD THIS.

Right, better go off now, otherwise I can forget about graduating from physics remedial.

On a side note,

I HATE COWS. OMG.

Teddy Bear really knows how to end a chem tut with a bang. Chem tut was the last block on Thurs. We did tutorial for a total of 10 mins... then he went, "Okay, tutorial over already, let's start celebrating!" And then after that, noone had to mood to continue with tutorial already.

Teddy Bear even threatned to fail Tri for promos if he didn't sing a Vietnam song into the mike for us.

Later on after school, I was intending to stone with the remaining of the class, but Yunting found me and dragged me along with her to roam the school, which was half empty because everyone probably went out. Nice catching up with you eh, Yunting. hahaha

And since it was raining, it was utter chaos in the hall at first, we everyone ended up sitting all over the place. Rushed to find Wendy and JH after celebs and then we headed for Wendy's house! Sometimes, I really forget how childish and spastic these 2 are -_-

OF CATERPILLARS, CENTIPEDES, BUTTERFLIES, MILLIPEDES AND MOTHS

Jiahui: My friend stepped on a centipede last time! Or was it a millipede?

Huiwen (in a very affronted tone): So is it a centipede of millipede? They have a DIFFERENECE YOU KNOW.

Me (who was quite surprised she knew the difference between them): What difference?

Huiwen: Centipedes turn into BUTTERFLIES!

(Jiahui and I stones)

Me: huh, I thought caterpillars turned into butterflies??

(I actually felt unsure because the way Huiwen said it, it was as if it's a known fact which even 3 year olds know)

Jiahui: Yeah, if centipedes turned into caterpillars, then millepedes turn into what, MOTHS AH?

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1 THING A GUY SHOULDN'T EVER DO

Jiahui was sniffling and her eyes were bloodshot and teary. X walks past her in the canteen, and they both acknowledged each other's presence. X stops and stares, and then he goes, "Why are you crying?"

Jiahui stones.

"No, I'm not crying. I'm sick." Then, she stalks off in a huff.

hahaha ok I thought the entire scene was super funny. ( haha Jiahui, see I didn't exaggerate at all : D )

Just a small tip: If a girl is crying AND you, as a guy, go ask "Why are you crying?", chances are that she will just box you in the face (:

Anyway, I realised I need to work on my lies. Ahem. Sucks when you have 2 people completely knowing how to read you LOL.

I was supposed to meet up with 408 the next day. But I was too tired to go all the way from Sengkang to Orchard! So I ended up missing the outing of the century with 17 people turning up for RG NatDay Celebs ):

Shall finish watching my Sweeny Todd now and make full use of my remaining day (because the other 2 had no guts to watch it at night and when we watched it in the morning, Wendy had to leave alrd!)

On a side note, my brother just smashed the entire dining room lights with his football. The whole peice of glass just shattered and even the kitchen had bits of glass all over. My mum had to vacuum 2 times and mop 2 times (including the areas behind the piano haha) My brother is oh-so-dead man. Talk about raining glass.

4/08/08 was a rather interesting day for 6K.In the morning, ZX for some reasons caught a freaking cockroach to assembly and started waving the poor cockroach in everyone's faces, causing quite a lot of commotion to everyone within 3m radius -.-

On a sidenote, I think Kaur hates our PW group hahaha omg. She totally blackfaced when she returned us our 5/12 group EOM. ooops. Eh, not bad already, considering we were chionging WR at the same time.

Later during Math lecture, JH bought his soyabean bu couldn't open the bottle cap. Muz, being the budding physicist that he is, decided to help JH open the cap by using the arm rest of the seat to force if open using brute force. He underestimated his strength and well, all hell broke loose.Not only did the cap fly off, but so did the soyabean which was inside the bottle. It came out of the bottle in a fine parabolic motion and soaked Jo's skirt.

Being 2 seats away, the sudden motion gave me a shock and I gasped so loudly that everyone 2 rows in front turned behind to stare.And suddenly, I found the bottle of incriminating glass bottle thrusted into my hands.Muz shoved the bottle into Jo's hands, who threw it at me so she could try to salvage her skirt. While everyone turned around to look, they probably thought I was the idiot who spilled soyabean all over the place when in actual fact, it was Muz who out blonded himself, or even me.

For the rest of the day, Jo had a huge big dark stain on her skirt, which smelled of soyabean. HAHA oh and I realised we are always damn noisy duing math lecture, probably cos we are stuck at the back of LT2.

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY TO (WENDY) WONG HUIWEN.

OK, I ADMIT THAT I SUCK AS FRIEND. Or at least I suck as your friend as of late because...

1. I pangsehed you on your birthday (but I really didn't have much of a choice. VALID REASON! Well sort of. Unless I ponned.)

2. It took me a week long plus to type out this birthday dedication.

3. I take damn long to reply your smses lately esp since this year (haha I don't think this constitutes as a reason but knowing you, I bet you will insist that I add this. DON'T DENY, WENDY.)

Awww man, I can't believe how much I suck and thus I offer to you my sincerest apologies. Jiahui and I will make up to you soon!! Actually, we already TRIED to get you a present. Well, we were almost about to buy it, the, we decided you will just box us so... back on the shelf it went. HAHA Don't ask, please.

The week late birthday dedication does not in any way mean that you are a lousy friend/a friend of less importance ok. So, long long post ahead for you to make up of my suckiness. HAHA.

Anyway, thanks for being the friend I can always count on for the past 5 years.

I know that I can never worry about stupid things like my printer running out of ink at 5am in the morning when PT-ing, my homework not done the hour before it's due (because you would let me copy anyway. Even if you don't I will slap you and copy it myself hahaha) and the many many many failed potato rice-experiments which we conducted in Sec 3/4 for RS but got an excellent grade on it because we faked results so brilliantly.

And also... countless retarded sleepovers, Glory Centre Days (I STILL HAVE YOUR MISS ANGELINA JOLIE WANNABE PHOTO. BLACK MAIL MATERIAL : D am tempted to post it up heh) as well as Pasta Mania days. Cheers to countless PTs we did together too! (I still remember how we topped History PT in Sec 2 and failed History PT in Sec 1 heh heh.)

I could go on and on but the list shall stop here because I'm sure you get my point

Thanks for being part of the FK4/TRIPLs and part of my life(:
(Yes, I know you are melting right on the other side of Singapore at Sengkang hahaha)

Hope you had a fun birthday, Wendy! Although without the TripLs! haha!

Quote from JH:
Hope your birthday this year was great! (altho u didnt have us wonderful ppl by ur side, ): , but can’t wait for our sleepovers and stuff woohoo!

Totally man.

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TripLs FTW(: ( haha it's the only picture I could find on my laptop. lol. and I'm too tired to find a recent picture with the 3 of us in it oops. Don't worry, hwee, you will always be in our hearts. : D )

PS I just checked out my pictures and I realised I still have a lot of blackmail material hahaha shall make it into a scrapbook someday and we will just die laughing over it. LOL.
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On a TOTALLY random side note, relisation dawned on me that subtlety is not my strong suit ):
and on ANOTHER side note, visited 408's blog and yes, it's been 3 terms and I still miss 408):

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Go Muggin' Mamas!