Ballooning with Mary can be summed up in her blog entry.. :

" Ballooning with Crystal today wasn't too bad at all. (duh right, cos I provide entertainment 24/7) Although she thinks it's because she is cute and kids are attracted to her (trust me, it's true) , it's actually because she is shameless. ( Mary's just jealous and I am not shamless.) And we have our future all planned out. We'll have angklung gathering in court with Nat as well (Lisa is excluded because she will be this economist in Wall Street) and if that doesn't work out, we're setting up a road-sweeping company (Nat's not involved because she will be a bigshot lawyer) and Nat will hire our cleaners to clean her law firm. Yes, our road-sweeping company does firms as well, we're That Huge. It's called Wonderful Scents Pte Ltd, watch out for it. "

Wonderful Scents Pte Ltd : D We're going be this huge-assed listed company okay! HAHA. Remember us, we will be famous in time to time. Either hotshot lawyers or as entrepeuneurs!

But anyway, in my opinion, ballooning was rather tiring. Even though Mary and I took an hour's worth of break. (Mary went to eat lunch you seebut we ended up selling a balloon in taka okay!) Bringing this whole bunch of balloons into macs isn't a very smart thing to do because ALL the kids will be staringly longingly. I thought kids will be trailing in my wake when I left macs. Too bad I ain't Ronald Macdonalds giving out free heart shaped balloons!

But the only reason I did this balloon thing was because of LISA GOH. Yes I am such a nice person okay, due to many years of bonding over bamboo! I had to rush all the way from Boon Lay to Orchard and was so bloody tired by the time I reached! ):

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Okay, time to get back to work. Yes, I finally have work to do. I was supposed to summarise some research for a case (I had no idea what I was reading so the summarising part was done rather shoddily). I handed my work to my lawyer's secretary, and she told me that I don't need to give the summary of the report to her. My lawyer will question me about it because she has no time to read it.

I nearly died when I heard it. Guess it's time to go mug the Evidence Act (Cap. 98) (and it's as thick as a PW report by the way, WITH appendix) otherwise I will only have Wonderful Scents left as my other career option ):

ASPHYXIATION.

New word of the day. That word shall be used to describe how I feel right now.

I think I have a lot of self control : D If I had any less, you guys would be eating steaks right now. Eh no better not, you may just get mad cow disease.

SIGH SOMEONE TELL ME HOW AM I GOING TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT.

JIAHUI COME BACK!!!!!!

I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. (THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG ANGRY BLOG POST, SO BRACE YOURSELVES PEOPLE) BUT ENOUGH IS ENOUGH AND THIS IS GOING DOWN ON MY BLOG.

Jasmine, you did good by blogging LONG ago about Project MENG4, and MQ, your post was pretty commendable as well. I don't know what took me so long.

BACKGROUND: MCV (Ministerial Community Visit) is tomorrow. Dr. Viv Balakrishnan is visiting Boon Lay, so the people of BLYC are required to go as well. The meeting place is 7.20am at Lakeside MRT, or 7.45 at either the CC/Clubhouse. The CC and Clubhouse about 10 minutes walk away from each other.

I wanted to go there straight because my mum could send me there. I didn't want to meet at Lakeside. Since my mum can send me there, there isn't much point for me to meet the rest at the mrt first right?

___crystaaal* says:
if im going there straight, its cc or clubhouse ah. ur infopack never state.

COW says:
well my info pack never stated because only the exco knows how to go there straight, that's why i just wrote lakeside. more convenient also. then we know who not here who here also, or else someone at clubhouse but we end up waiting fot the person at MRT also abit mafan

DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND MY QUESTION? A question is for you to ANSWER. You DO NOT answer a statement. But that's okay. I mean, can't blame someone for failing their comprehension right? : D

COW says:
can u go mrt

COW says:
oh actually if u wanna go there straight also can (WTH I GOT ASK YOU FOR PERMISSION MEH? Hell, I will still go there straight even if you tell me no.)

COW says:
u go to the CC. u whud be in a car right. u go the CC, take out all the shirts from th CC, then bring it to the clubhouse. lol that wll save us alot of trouble, lol (DO I LOOK YOUR MAID? He didn't ask IF I COULD DO IT. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that sounded like a demand. )

This is the point where I was starting to get pissed off, to put it mildly.

___crystaaal* says:
yeah but that won't save me any trouble right

COW says:
u get to go to the CC / clubhouse straight =)

HE IS CLEARLY MAKING USE OF ME. BECAUSE I HAD A CAR.

If he did not demand me to do whatever shit I had to do (no wait, I don't even HAVE to do it in the firt place) and asked me nicely, I would do it. Honestly, I will. It was the way he said it that made me so mad. Today was just breaking point. This isn't the first time he uses this tone to get people to do stuff he wants. ( IT'S TRUE, YOU CAN ASK PEOPLE. ) COW, you need to work on your personal relation skills, cos you ain't got any.

___crystaaal* says:
u know the point of me going straight is cos i dont have to wake up so damn early and now u want me to do all the shit work, i have to go there earlier to do your shitwork.

___crystaaal* says:
i might as well meet at the mrt.

COW says:
lol, it's not going to be much easier if we all met at the MRT and u went there straight either cos you still have to - before 7.45 - distribute all 40 shirts in correct sizes in whichever way you want to do it.

1. "it's not going to be much easier if we all met at the MRT and u went there straight"

It's not going to be much easier FOR YOU OR FOR ME? If I went there straight, it would be easier for me but not for you, because you will still need to get the tshirts.

But no, you thought you could bully me to get the tshirts for you, so as to make life easier for you. (ok lah, and for the rest of the club. ) Even so, if everyone came to get the shirts together, everyone will only have to carry ONE shirt. Whereas if I were to carry it myself, I would have to lug 35 SHIRTS MYSELF.

But it's okay, everyday is bully Crystal Chng day! Woohoo!

2. "you still have to - before 7.45 - distribute all 40 shirts in correct sizes in whichever way you want to do it."
Dictionary.com states that a secretary is a person who is in charge of the records, correspondence, minutes of meetings, and related affairs of an organization, company, association. IT IS NOT IN MY ROLE TO GIVE OUT TSHIRTS. All I want to do is stuff the 35 tshirts in your mouth.

I was so angry, I was complaining to everyone who would listen to me.

___crystaaal* says:
WTF

jeremy says:
LOL relax relax

jeremy says:
so how hahaha

jeremy says:
a lot of shirts leh damn heavy (yeah, COW thinks that I don't have to walk at all. He thinks my mum can just drop my RIGHT OUTSIDE THE DOORSTEP)

___crystaaal* says:
PRECISELY

___crystaaal* says:
EFF HIM LEH OMG I AM DAMN ANGRY. HE IS MAKING USE OF ME.

jeremy says:
AHAHAHAHAA RELAX

jeremy says:
girls dun curse

___crystaaal* says:
WELL

___crystaaal* says:
FUCK HIM.

...and he further continues to antagonise me by asking me "how come u go there straight u dun have to wake up so early, lol".

___crystaaal* says:
are you dumb or what. travelling by car obviously takes a shorter time (I'm usually not this mean, honestly.)

COW says:
yea. isn't it the same if u ask ur mum to fetch you to the MRT station =.= only that u arrive there 10 minutes later? which really isn't a "so-damn-early" lot of difference

(No, not 10 minutes difference, it's 30 minutes difference you ass, because people usually dilly dally when meeting + bus and walking time. If you don't believe me, I will TIME for you tmr)

COW says:
alrite u know what, if u wanna go there straight, then go to the CC by 7.35 straight then u go and get ready the t-shirts if we haven't arrived, then we'll just bring everyone down to the CC before we take them to the clubhouse, for the shirts.

(I AM STILL NOT ASKING YOU FOR PERMISSION YOU COW. STOP ACTING LIKE YOU ARE THE BIG BOSS. Oh wait, but you are! I never remembered, sorry!
Another point of contention, it's not that I mind giving out tshirts, but the way you do it.. more like, OH YEAH I FORGOT THERE'S THIS THING I NEED TO DO TMR, LET ME JUST CHUCK IT AT SOMEONE ELSE! You are really good at this, that I give you credit for.)

COW says:
but anw, one reason i wanted you to go to the MRT is because you are the attendance taker, so we would know who else isn't here and we can call them instead of all waiting there like idiots when the person may not even be coming

COW says:
which has been happening for every meeting you didn't come for when you have the attendance list.

OK, I GET THE FEELING THAT HE IS BLAMING ME. I'm sorry that I had the attendance list and you couldn't call people to come for the meeting. Although you didn't ask me for it and neither did you print it yourself.

Firstly, I AM THE SECRETARY. Whatever way I want to take attendance is my problem. I want to take my attendance when i'm shitting, is also none of your business. Why must I take it at the MRT? I take at the clubhouse cannot meh?

You say that you will need to call them if they are late. It is already stated specifically that they meet at 7.20am at the MRT. If they are late, they go there themselves. Strictly speaking, we are not obliged to wait for them. If they had any ounce of responsibility, they would call to inform you.

But it's okay, since you are such a nice person, you want call them! but if anyone was missing and we have less than the stipulated number of people, it is you who is going to be in deep shit, so I suppose that's why you are calling! So? If you want to call them, YOU call them. What's it got to do with me? Why must I be there? You want to call them you bloody well print their data and numbers yourself.

So that was what I told him! : D

___crystaaal* says:
SO?!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT IS THEIR RESPONSIBILITY WHAT ANYWAY CAN'T YOU JUST CALL THEM URSELF. U HAVE THE FREAKING NAMELIST WHAT.

But I recieved no reply for him ):

And then Jeremy offered to get the shirts instead. haha Thanks for offering : D

After I told cow that Jeremy is going to get the shirts instead...

COW says:
might as well everyone go to the clubhouse then if they not happy with their sizes can change straight

___crystaaal* says:
can you freaking make up your mind

___crystaaal* says:
SO BRING SHIRTS TO CLUBHOUSE OR NOT.


YOU BETTER NOT PISS ME OFF SOMEMORE, OTHERWISE I WILL QUIT AND I WILL SEE HOW YOU TRY TO PASS ON ALL MY WORK TO THE OTHER EXCO.

DEEP BREATH. Can't believe I wasted my time blogging about the stupid cow, but well, someone's gotta air his dirty laundry.

I promise, I'm a very nice person! 99% of the time.

I was so bored, so I decided to wander over to where Jesulyn was seated during work and see what she was up to.

What I saw was several law books and highly intellectual stuff scattered on her table 0.o And on my table, you will find Seventeen magazine.

Whatever, legally blonde still rules yo.

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Me: (referring to a chem question) What is the temperature ah?
Lynette: Oh, of the LT?

haha okay it was just plain stupid at that point, Sherry and I just stared at her and guffawed damn loudly.

Yumin, Jiahui, Huiwen, Ang Yanqi, Natalie and Yuxuan !

You guys have been listening patiently to me grousing about all my shit for the past month or so. but not like you have a choice anyway : D (or in yuxuan's case, before holidays started lol)

THANKS FOR BEING THERE WITH YOUR CONSTANT REASSURANCES (because that was what I needed, otherwise I would have just exploded and died from stress)

I'm just glad everything is settled, as of now at least.

Quote of the Day

natalie says:
hey! i am quite nice ! why does everyone say i'm mean!

natalie says:
besides the fact i'm very realistically critical

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On another note, do not ever try to walk in the rain in RJ PE shirt unless you don't mind showing off you are wearing on the inside. When I mean translucent, hell, it is TRANSLUCENT.

I look fugly in a jacket, blouse and skirt. Honestly. I hope there isn't a need for me to wear them anytime soon.

My mum is more excited about my internship than I am (seems like it's the only thing I did right the entire year, by securing this 2 week long stint at Lee and Lee lol)

Yes, she is so excited that she went to google "what lawyers wear". I found that out when I was using her laptop and the words came out in the search box.

I clicked on the link and landed up on some Q & A website.

Q: What type of suits do lawyers wear?

A: LAWSUITS.

I am assuming she wasn't very impressed with the answer. HAHA.

Anyway I freaking lost the CD minutes. HOWHOWHOWHOW. ___ IS GOING TO KILL ME. I need to magic out some minutes on my own somehow. OMG I AM SO DEAD. Plus, it's not as if I can remember what transpired during the meeting because JH, MQ, YG and I were busy playing Pictionary. Oh my freaking goodness.

I was thinking of what hairstyle I should cut, or not cut at all. Arathi advised me against bangs because she said that would make me look as blonde as ever.

Anyway, I trimmed my fringe, but guess what, the trim turned my fringe into bangs and I look tres retarded. I look 7 instead of 17 ):

I should just buy a Hello Kitty bagpack to complete my new look.

I was talking to Peiting on msn and happened to read our message history. We are as spastic as ever. Totally LMAO when I read it.

DATE: 25 January 2006 (wah, damn long ago can)

__crystaaal* says:
HELLO i just sent u the research. u and elaine (=

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
HELLO!

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
send where? email?

__crystaaal* says:
no lah

__crystaaal* says:
i send to ur letter box

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
mail? postage?

HMM. I see that my sarcasm is wasted on Peiting.

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Regarding Research Studies (this seems an even longer time ago)...

__crystaaal* says:
who are ur group members?

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
205 ppl

__crystaaal* says:
haha okay

__crystaaal* says:
i thought you are working with X and Y (=

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
no lah. i carn work with those 2 pink bimbos

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
i'm HIGH CLASS

__crystaaal* says:
really ah

__crystaaal* says:
more of short class leh

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About a certain chem assignment...

___crystaaal* says:
EH u know how to do the stupid chem ws or not? I dunnoe how to answer the questions!

peiting' BARBARIC COLUMBUS! post-obs syndrome! says:
oh that one I not sure also. I said [for a particle question which I cannot rmb], that the particles in the liquid can move freely, thus losing heat faster. then when it solidfy, the heat loss slows down coz the particles are being held together. [??? GOT SUCH THING MEH] dunnoe whether correct not.


___crystaaal* says:
walao why your answer so pro one!


hahaha no wonder we fail chem. Obviously we got that question wrong.

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I realised my posts lately are all msn conversations haha. Seems that I've been Bitten by the Byte Bug (:

Me: Aiyar, they damn mean to me lah! Arathi was calling me a bimbo, then Sheena said, "HAHA MORE LIKE DUMBO!" ):

Wendy: HUH WHY? CAUSE YOU HAVE BIG EARS?

Silence.

Jasmine had to explain it to her. Not like there is anything to explain also haha.

Wendy can usurp my throne already lol.

WTF. Can't believe I got myself into this mess and I can't think of a solution to get out of it omg.

SCREWED TO THE MAX LAH SHIT.

UPDATE: I am STILL screwed up and have not yet thought of a feasible solution. zomg. how ):

AILIN, THIS IS FOR YOU.

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
eh I HAVE TVMONDE

___crystaaal* says:
LOL AILIN WILL BE JEALOUS

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
YES AHAHAHA

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
is her tv repaired?

___crystaaal* says:
dont know didnt ask HAHAHA so any nice programmes?

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
ima laugh at her if its not

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
dunno havent watched

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
i just kept switching den i noticed frech ppl speaking and lo and behold

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
it was tvmode

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
im so gonna tell ailin

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
when is tt program btw

___crystaaal* says:
HAHAHA OMG.

___crystaaal* says:
I BET YOU ARE DAMN EXCITED TO WATCH IT RIGHT

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
NO IM NOT

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
actually im quite interested

[almuzzi]P.I.G. - IM IN JAKARTA NOW says:
uh i mean

___crystaaal* says:
= you are gonna watch what

___crystaaal* says:
WALAO EH MUZ

Ailin, what a bad influence you are! Tsk.

I am destined to be a D7-er. With 10 minutes left for 20 mark summary, I haphazardly chose points which I think looked suitable for a summary and chucked them down.

SIGH. okay enough. Mum is not being a comfort though. I think she has already given up hope on me.

Met Lekhac and Yanqi and proceeded to to Jo's house for "class chalet". I have come to a realisation that Mahjong is strangely addictive and I never have luck (this is not attributed to lack of skill okay)

LK's surprise was freaking retarded. Can't be bothered to elaborate more, but those interested can go facebook to watch the stupid video. Everyone was staring. Honestly.

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jiahui says:
why no more bag packs for u

___crystaaal* says:
cos they say i look like an idiot carrying it

___crystaaal* says:
haha whatever i just look too cute for them to handle.


(:

jiahui says:
omg us election quite exciting sia

___crystaaal* says:
I SUPPORT OBAMA

jiahui says:
haha doesnt everyone
cus we all want the word CHANGE.
-.-

___crystaaal* says:
no, cos he is the better looking one.

jiahui says:
omg

jiahui says:
-faints ten times over-

Hmm, but doesn't everyone? You got to admit I'm right though(:

Yesterday's Night Safari was extremely fun(:

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Actually, I can't remember much about the animals HAHA, the company we had was more entertaining yo. We (or maybe I) were totally noise pollutants. Probably scared all the animals away.

We decided to go Night Safari because they had the Halloweened theme then. It was more crowded than I ever thought it could become haha. The decorations at the entrance were pretty cool, but then when you get in, there wasn't much anymore. There were only ghosts/vampires/mummies for a short part of the trail and random bits of arms and legs dangling off bushes and trees.

While we were waiting to cross the path because the tram was passing through, Junhao had a blonde moment.

Junhao: Wah, I thought Night Saraft so high tech, got dragon pass through somemore!

1st November 2008 was when P.I.G held its inaugural meeting! Chairperson is Ailin and vice-chair is Sheena. Cheryl also earns the award of Most Improved Student. She learns fast, that one. Careful eh Ailin, otherwise she might just overthrow you hahaha. Lynette, after Ailin takes you under her wing, there is no more turning back(:

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"Eh Zhenxiao, what you doing?"
"PIMPING!"

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Spot Jo trying to lay a kiss on Cheryl. lol.
After that, you can hear ZX going "CHERYL IS MINE!!" x3

Cheryl was in high demand that day. Robert would be jealous(: (JOKE, DUDE, JOKE!)

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I think Tri is trying to act cute.

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Members of P.I.G

I quote from Danial's blog, "I think the guys got a big shock tonight cos we learnt smth abt the girls. hahahah"

PS

Ailin, you single handedly tarnished your reputation. I was merely the... catalyst. HAHA Other than that, I had no hand in it whatsoever! (:

PPS

(R) F A N G ❤ says:
OMG I SEE THIOCK'S WEDDING ALBUM!

dammit, I am not his friend on FB! Can't see the album):

PPPS

fstn_90 says:
i am quite normal what

Someone please enlighten this poor boy.

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Yes, my PW group camwhores.