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so sleep alone tonight
This blog belongs to CRYSTAL. It documents her musings, rants and the many anti-climatic events in her life, so read at your own risk! PS She thinks her dad reads her blog. |
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about the author
CRYSTAL is thankful to have finally graduated from the Raffles family in 2009. She is not so ready to embark on the new phase of her life and she still enjoying bumming around. If being a slacker is an occupation, she'd be a millionaire(: shoutouts
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AilinClaire Charlene Chern Ping Crystal Lee Davina Enqi Fadhilah Fanglin Fann FourOhEight '07 Huiwen Isabel Jasmine Jiahui Jolene Maryam Munchin' Mamas Natalia Natalia Peiting Pingfang Ruiling Saniah Samantha Serene Sheena Sherry Sipei Sorna Theodora The Red Jewel Yanqi Yunting Zhixian archives
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3 MORE DAYS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OVER : D In the midst of all the prep, I have participated in Bus Ride of the Year and MSN Convo of the Year. (JH and I ttl ended up ROFL.) Also, as inspired from YG's nick, I have mastered the Art of Archery. Talk about skill man. EGO BOOST YO : D In lieu of all the lefty discussions... Some researchers claim that we are more intelligent and eloquent that our right-handed counterparts. In tests conducted by Dr. Alan Searleman from St Lawrence University in New York, he found that left-handers can be considerably more intellectually gifted. There were more left-handed people with IQs over 140 than right-handed people - which is the "genius" bracket. This is perhaps why there are more "lefties" in creative professions - such as music, art and writing - and more left-handed astronauts and leaders than would be expected. PROVEN TRUE BY YOURS TRULY HAHAHA TOO BAD I DIE EARLIER. Koped from Jiahui's blog once again! No wonder Jasmine says her IQ decreases exponentially whenever she holds a conversation with us. Another one of our senseless convos haha -- One night when we were discussing abt how we’re gonna B our chem retake, …. a conversation filled with insults haha. ___crystaaal* says: B woohoo! jiahui says: AAAA hahahha ___crystaaal* says: -__- ___crystaaal* says: got diff jiahui says: A for Afghan. ___crystaaal* says: between aiming high jiahui says: B for banana. ___crystaaal* says: and buiding sandcastles in the air jiahui says: C for carp. jiahui says: D for damsel in distress jiahui says: E for eclectic. jiahui says: F for fabulouso. jiahui says: G for girl girl. ___crystaaal* says: HAHAHA whatever jiahui says: H for happening. jiahui says: I for icecream jiahui says: J for jiahui >huiwen:: says: H is for Huiwen! >huiwen:: says: walao jiahui says: LOL OMG HAHAH >huiwen:: says: ok i chope W >huiwen:: says: W is for wendy jiahui says: but i nva say c for crystal what >huiwen:: says: crys never protest wad jiahui says: EEE U SPOIL MY GAME. haha >huiwen:: says: too badddd lala jiahui says: K for kanada. ___crystaaal* says: HAHAHA jiahui says: L for left handers will die early. ___crystaaal* says: not kanasai ___crystaaal* says: WALAO >huiwen:: says: HAHAHAHA >huiwen:: says: HAHAHAHAHA >huiwen:: says: OMG ___crystaaal* says: HOW U KNOW THEY WILL DIE EARLY jiahui says: lol muquan say one haha >huiwen:: says: why so mean to crys! ___crystaaal* says:): jiahui says: not i say one! ___crystaaal* says: my class always laugh at me also LEH. jiahui says: O for orang utan ___crystaaal* says: about the lefties will die early >huiwen:: says: u skipped M and N jiahui says: P for peacock dancer at marriot hotel who striped his shirt off. hahaha ___crystaaal* says: M is for muquan alrd jiahui says: oh ya jiahui says: M for Muquan said tt lefties die early. jiahui says: N for nose so big. jiahui says: Q for queues. jiahui says: R for revenge jiahui says: S for sneaks. jiahui says: S for super woman jiahui says: HAHAHAH jiahui says: U for u are so dumb jiahui says: V for Vandal wal’s forces jiahui says: eh spelling abit weird omg. >huiwen:: says: Van der Waals ___crystaaal* says:ok HAHAHA chem fail liao zomg. >huiwen:: says: this is called spelling fail not chem haha ___crystaaal* says: oh right ___crystaaal* says: HAHAHAHA SPELLING FAIL ___crystaaal* says: not bad. jiahui says: LOL jiahui says: W for -CENSORED- crystal’s man >huiwen:: says: W FOR WENDY!! CRYSTAL’S WOMAN jiahui says: X for xcellant. and x mas. jiahui says: y FOR YUCKS. >huiwen:: says: crys be thankful! >huiwen:: says: u would rather have me right jiahui says: Z for zzzzzz. jiahui says: eh i think my A-Z is cool. ___crystaaal* says: jiahui says: W for -CENSORED-, CRYSTAL'S MAN. >huiwen:: says:W FOR WENDY!! CRYSTAL’S WOMAN ___crystaaal* says: man and woman ___crystaaal* says: both gross Koped from Jiahui's blog: On a rainy afternoon in Bishan Cafe Galilee… Scene: Crystal and I were attempting to mug. Crystal: omg i do this freaking 1 mark question damn long alr STILL CANNOT GET ANSWER! (we were doing stoichiometry btw) Me: Eh let me try. (attempts question) Me: Eh, i got about 8300. You leh? What’s the answer? Crystal: YA I KNOWW I ALSO GOT THAT ANSWER LEHH. but look at the answer sheet! it says 8.3x 10^3 !!!!!!!! HOW COME! Me: -______________________________-lllll (Anyone care to clarify for our dear crystal here? ) What defamation!!! I saw it as 8.3 x 10^-3 LOR!! FOR OLD TIME'S SAKE. (SOME RANDOM MONTH) 2005! while we were still young and innocent : D  JAN 2006! Sweet Sixeen!   DEC 2008! Freaking hell, I am going on eighteen. Old alrd. ):   
BLOODY HELL I JUST SPENT ALMOST 3 FREAKING HOURS READING AND REPLYING EMAILS. (and that's after deleting all the emails that have no business to do with me whatsoever but are CC-ed anyway.) DOESN'T ANYONE HAVE A LIFE OTHER TYPING AS-LONG-AS-A-THESIS EMAILS??? My inbox was flooded with 38 emails and I didn't check it for like, a day? (edit: new record 68 new messages! ) Extremely distressed and stressed right now. --- 1 hour later. okay I am not stressed anymore now. hahahah I am having the time of my life conversing with izzy in Cantonese. Don't bother to read below for those who doesn't understand canto! But then again, for those who understand, don't waste your life reading the crap we talk about. HAHA I must say I am a bit rusty but I am super impressed with Izzy. She has come a long way watching her TVB dramas. izzy says: oh oh my canto is improving cos i watch alot of hk drama. i rmb last time you and stephanie chan alwayas said my canto was hopeless ___crystaaal* says: oh so u know other stuff other den qi seen? HAHAHAH (qi seen = crazy) izzy says: hoi sum zhoi kin mm ji dou mm kan yew izzy says: ey you test me lah! ___crystaaal* says: 3 more words to add to your canto vocab list (Yeah, Izzy only knew how to ask people "what rubbish they are talking about" and "you are crazy" in canto last time) izzy says: you tell me something then i translate for you izzy says: HHAHAHA I KNOW MORE OKAY ___crystaaal* says: HAHAH ARE YOU SURE YOU ARE NOT USING BABELFISH TRANSLATER OR SOMETHING ___crystaaal* says: how about conversing in canto! izzy says: OKAY LETS START izzy says: lei hou! ngor hai ISABEL ___crystaaal* says: ngo mm hou ): izzy says: dim gai mm hou ah? ___crystaaal* says: HAHA OMG I THINK UR CANTO MORE PRO DEN MINE NOW izzy says: HAHAHAHAHAHA THANK YOU TVB ___crystaaal* says: ngor you hou dor gong foh izzy says: mm sai ___crystaaal* says: hou dor yeh zou! izzy says: ngor ji. ngor meng ba ___crystaaal* says: HAHAHAH OMG U ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND ME (This is the part where I started being AMAZED. Hello, we used to insult this girl in CANTO and laugh at her. Looks like it can't be done anymore.) izzy says: YES I DO HAHAHAHA ___crystaaal* says: or are you faking it hahahaha izzy says: you say you have SHITLOAD OF WORK TO DO RIGHT ___crystaaal* says: OMGOMGOMG TVB IS THAT GOOD? izzy says: ngor hou hou ___crystaaal* says: LETS COTINUE ITS DAMN FUN izzy says: HOU YE! ___crystaaal* says: OMG the words don't come easy now ___crystaaal* says: ngor ge gong fu wa mm hou. hou loi mou gong izzy says: ngor yao ___crystaaal* says: yee gah gong gongfu hou goi. izzy says: dan hai ngor mm zhoui izzy says: mm goi sai ___crystaaal* says: HAHAHA ok ngor dei uhm.. ___crystaaal* says: ngor dei jixu izzy says:HAHAHA hou, hou. lei hou ye ___crystaaal* says: eh, shou fan. lei ge gongfu meng hai mai shou fan? izzy says: dim gai ___crystaaal* says: wads ur canto name izzy says: wa mm ji. wa por po ___crystaaal* says: ngor gui ji wai izzy says:jiu ngor "pan nai" ___crystaaal* says: pan nai? HAHAHA izzy says: HOU LENG (for those who lasted until this part, izzy's grandma is lying to her. tsk.) ___crystaaal* says: jiao mm hai jiu, hai giu izzy says: yi xi hai HOU LENG ___crystaaal* says: pan nai hai houleng izzy says: por por mm gong dai wah ___crystaaal* says: hahahaha hou siu izzy says: wah dong yin mm hai giu izzy says: HAHAHA hou siu meh ah (hahaha then you still laugh, loser) izzy says: wa hou leng mou gong dai wah ___crystaaal* says: qi seen izzy says: HAHAHAHAAHAHA lei DIN zhor ___crystaaal* says: lei gor leen hou... thick. izzy says: HAHAHAHA HOU ___crystaaal* says: HAI HAI CONG MENG ___crystaaal* says: lei dim gai been zor gong cong meng izzy says: ngor hou lek! (izzy, even thought lei hou cong meng, lei yat deet dou mm MODEST (hanyupinyin diyi shen and disan shen hahaha) ) ___crystaaal* says: ngor hou yi wai ___crystaaal* says: hou wan! ngor woi blog about this. izzy says: ngor qi gek yao hou dor gong fu izzy says: ngor too ___crystaaal* says: NGOR TOO HAHAHAHA izzy says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOW TO SAY "TOO" AH ___crystaaal* says: mm ji leh hou ji hai ngor also! izzy says: lei chun ___crystaaal* says: humph. lei mm dak gong jiao ao. izzy says:HHAHAHAHAHA JIAO AO?! lei gong wah yu izzy says: ngor ji ___crystaaal* says: hai hai lek loi izzy says: lek zai HAHAHAHAHA (stupid shit, you. chun see, lei! HAHAHA) ___crystaaal* says: HAHA WHATEVER IN CANTO HOW TO SAY ___crystaaal* says: sui been? izzy says: sui been? izzy says: YA hahaha ___crystaaal* says: hahahahha NGOE DEI HOU LEK! izzy says: fei zai. sei fei ju ___crystaaal* says: lei zou meh lao ngor izzy says: ngor siu de hou dor ___crystaaal* says: ngor hou gek sum ___crystaaal* says: kao seen ngor oi tong lei gong yat geen si. yi ga mm gei tak izzy says: xiu xi hou, lei jiu ngor gong "lei gong mat ye fai wah" ... and the convo just went on and on about nonsensical stuff HAHA. We later proceeded on to talking about the uhm, nasty name calling that you see the mistress/real wife while they have cat fights with each other. HAHA IZZY: NGOR DEI HAI HOU HOU DE GONGFUWAH PARTNERS! NGOR DEI OI JIXU GONG OKAY! omg I can't believe I wasted an hour conversing shit in canto. Amazing, really. Koped this from Izzy's blog : D How does the world see you? Collide (Howie Day) uhm, I have an extraordinary sense of balance (or not)? Will I have a happy life? Incomplete (BSB) Incomplete life. Thanks. What do my friends really think of me? With You All the Time (Gareth Gates) AWWW. What do people secretly think of me? Uptown Girl (Westlife) Yeahh, you got that right : D How can I be happy? No no (Westlife) wth, is it saying I won't be happy?! What should I do with my life? Kiss Goodbye (王力宏) THANKS AH. (and I laughed when Wendy got Tragic Love ) Will I ever have children? Colours of the Wind (Vanessa Williams) What is some good advice for me? When She Loved Me (Sarah McLachlan) Lucky I'm not a guy? How will I be remembered? No One (Aly and AJ) NOONE REMEMBERS ME?!?!?! What is my signature dancing song? Emotion (Destiny's Child) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? My World (Avril Lavigne) It's all about me yo(: What type of men/women do you like? Golden (Fall Out Boy) I like 'em golden, I'm high class like that hoho. What does next year have in store for you? A Moment Like This (Kelly Clarkson) I hope "This" doesn't refer to this year haha What does your love life look like next year? Pictures of You (The Last Goodnight) Does this mean I'll have one? heh heh. What do you say when life gets hard? Tell Me Why (Declan Galbraith) SO TRUE. What do you think when you get up in the morning? Just Missed the Train (Kelly Clarkson) Thank goodness I don't take the MRT to school. Song that reminds you of your first kiss? Living the Dream (Just FYI, I do not dream of my first kiss.) Most Missed Memory? The Boy Does Nothing (Alesha Dixon) NOT a missed memory, trust me. What song describes your ex? Won't Go Home Without You (Maroon 5) Aww. Move on dude. I bet I was the one who broke up with you. What song describes yourself? Someone's Watching Over Me (Hilary Duff) Yeah, my mum. To make sure I study. Where will you be in 10 years? Obession (Frankie J and Baby Bash) Your love life right now? Love Will Find a Way (Heather Headley/Kenny Latimore) Love is totally lost right now though ): What is your state of mind at the moment? Catch Your Wave (Click 5) What is your life’s purpose? Walk On By (Gareth Gates) Woohoo. What a purposeful life. What do your parents think of you? Jesus Take the Wheel (Carrie Underwood) My parents gave up home on me and has asked Jesus for help. What do you think about often? 后悔 (何署宇) Okay, let's not get emo. What is your life story? It is You (I have Loved) (Diana Glover) My life story is a love story and a tragic one at that. What will you dance to at your wedding? Dancing Queen (ABBA) Time to hit the dance floor! What is your biggest fear? 不能说的秘密 (Jay Chou) What is your biggest secret? I'm Yours (Jason Mraz) I am scandal-less, not scandalous. Really. What is the theme of your life? 怎么办？(S.H.E) WHY SO TRAGIC?! This is not good. Internship is over... meaning, time to start on mugging. But there's this tiny little problem: I cannot wake up early. By the time I get my butt out of bed, bathe, eat and do all the other nonsense that I do, it's 3pm already. So to solve this tiny little problem , I had a Grand Plan. I carefully placed my alarm clock UNDER MY BED (yes you read it right) so when it rings, I will have to crawl out of bed literally to switch off my alarm and obviously I have to wake up (or at least be half conscious) to do it right? At 9am, the alarm rings and rings. But I overestimated myself and thought I was super duper felxible that I can stretch my arms while in bed, reaching out to grab my alarm from under my super single matress. I must have thought I was a contortionist in my last life while still in my stupor. Apparently I wasn't a very skilled one because during all the stretching and controrting, I pulled a freaking arm muscle. Spend the next hour nursning my arm in bed. In other words, my Grand Plan failed If anyone can teach me how to wake up EARLY, I will be eternally grateful, otherwise I will end up sleeping half the my life away. Gosh. And my alarm is super loud and not the least lousy ): It big and square, tells the time, date and temperature! But it fails to fufil its duties as an alarm clock and wake me up )): On another note, I'm having fine dining withdrawals after my internship. Surfing the web about good food is not the way to go. During my 2 week job stint, I got treated to Sakae (sashimi and tempura yes) by my lawyer, Some Expensive Japanese Restaurant (20 bucks on average per main course) by the Big Boss, Harry's Bar and Spinellli by my lawyer again. Oh and Starbucks coffee. On the last day, my lawyer decided to treat me, Jes and a bunch of her other colleagues. It was lunch for 2 hours, because lunch alone wasn't enough and they had to drink coffee after that. But I'm not complaining, it's not like I had anything to do in the office anyway haha. While drinking coffee, this lawyer, whom I shall term Ms Brush is super bimbo. Seems like Legally Blondes DO exist. Ms Brush started taking out this ordinary brush and brushing her hair. All the other male colleagues stared. Ms Brush: Hey, this brush is really good okay! It nourishes your hair, increases blood circulation and makes you have a healthier scalp! Male Colleague: Ok, so how much is the magic brush? Ms Brush: $150! From England! I think the handle is made from ebony! $150?????? FOR A BRUSH? Before she left.. Colleague: Good luck with your comb! Ms Brush: It's not a comb!!! It's a brush!! For the record, she speaks like Zhiying hahaha --- CD is driving my nuuuuuuuts ): Need. To. Wake. Up. Early. Tomorrow!!! GOOD LUCK (I refuse to call you wendywong anymore because the whole world does it now humph) TOTALLY SMOKIN' GREEK GODDESS WANNABE FOR YOUR COMPETITION TOMORROW! Remember if you get pissed by a certain neutron, THINK OF ME. haha confirm can get in finals : D |