THE PHYSICS SAGA CONTINUES...

Seetow recently came across my blog and read about my clever mistake about speed = distance x time.

seetow:
oh shit
speeed is distance x time?
i divided lah
WTH
!!!!!

__crystaaal* says:
uhm.
are you for real?!
im blogging about this HAHA

seetow says:
hahaha crap!!!
you ah
stop it!

___crystaaal* says:
SO U KNOW WHAT IS SPEED NOT

seetow says:
hahaha
no i duno
you know the millikan crap

___crystaaal* says:
uh huh

seetow says:
i calculated velocity as ddisplacement/time leh

___crystaaal* says:
DISTANCE / TIME LAH
CORRECT

seetow says:
huh!
your blog say distance x time?!
LOL i forgot all these noob stuff already
i'm way past this already
HAHAHA

FOR THE UNINITIATED,

SPEED = DISTANCE / TIME

WHERE ART THOU, CHEM NOTES?

Stupid lah, they just decided to play hide and seek with me and now I can't find half of them. How the hell am I supposed to study for my stupid test tnr when my notes have invisibility cloaks over them.

GAH. I am in no mood to mug for chem now when the entire world is out partying without me.


Wth on thursday when I went back for math paper, my wonderful classmates asked, "eh Crystal why you never come yesterday! Someone said you went to the Bahamas."

Actually, it's the Maldives, not Bahamas. This is damn sian to the max and I'm wishing I'm in the Maldives right now instead. Stupid TTH, anyhow spread rumours?! You better not graduate from CF and leave me alone sian.

Shall go gorge on ice-cream. Maybe my notes will magically appear right now.

Yumin and I were being rather sluggish during Physics tuition today, resulting in many crystallisation jokes being cracked by Gary -_-

We were the last to leave the place because our malfunctioning brains caused us to take a super duper long time to calculate the velocity of the electron between 2 parallel plates when no g-field was involved (i know, who cares right). I took 193757 years to figure out the equation Speed = distance x time. Looks like schools teache us things which are too complicated that we tend to forget about the simple things in life.

Since we were last to leave, he told us to switch off the lights.

YM: Where is the light switch!
Me: I KNOW! This one!
(proceeds to press the button)

DING DONG.

It resonated throughout the whole tuition centre.

Food for thought: How do you tell the difference between a light switch and a doorbell! THEY LOOK THE SAME OK.

EDIT HAHA OK CHERNPING THE PHYICS GENIUS JUST TOLD ME THE HUGE UNFORGIVABLE ERROR I MADE AS A PHYSICS STUDENT.

Speed = distance / time, not times. HAHA oops? PHYSICS FAIL LOL.

Nothing much to blog about lately, because school has just been a monotonous regime of lectures and tutorials and lecture and tutorials.

Mugging atempt epic failed after school. Jiahui and I then proceeded to cheer Wendy at the track. I felt a teeny bit sad when I found my pencil case after all because it meant that 1. My pencil case is so gross that noone wanted it 2. No excuse for new stationary and a new pencil case 3. No reason not to mug )):

And then I forced Wendy to camwhore with me in the toilet. I was shrieking like noone's business (very easily induced to an excited state you see haha omg this reminds me of chem lolol) and when we got out of the toilet, Ms Tan totally went "HELLO CRYSTAL" in a I-know-what-you-were-doing-in-the-toilet kind of tone.

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Jiahui the ass totally ruined my math book with her gross drawings (Ailin said her drawings didn't improve since primary school hahaha)

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Wendelia Wanda Wong

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And me.

DAMN BIASED RIGHT humph. I hereby declare Jiahui the octopus.

Continued trying to mug in the library, but Wendy was being very distracted by me. I am still very proud of the fact that I'm the only one by far who guessed the answer to the Romeo and Juliet riddle(: I am a genius underneath this facade ok, contrary to what my mean classmates think HAHA. I am just a late bloomer alright!

Ok, what an incoherent and nonsensical post. All this stress is getting to me HAHA Going mad soooooon.

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"she says life sucks but life's not fair"

I was about to step out of the car on a fine Friday morning...

Me: (opens door)
Dad: No, don't get out yet, it's muddy here, I'll drop you further in front. (proceeds to drive up further)
Me: (opens door and sets foot onthe ground)

SQUELCH. Tadah, my whole foot sunk into the mud (yes, I refuse to call it shit no matter what my lovely classmates say.) I spent the evening having the time of my life washing the crap off my shoes -__-

Thankfully, JJ had an extra pair of slippers he was wiling to lend me haha

While in the slippers, I met wendy along the corridors.

Wendy: OMG YOU FORGOT YOUR SHOES?!

Yeah, totally -__- I forgot I had to wear shoes to school and wore my oversized slippers instead.

Crashed right after camp, from 4 pm to 8 pm, then 11 pm to 11 am the next day AND THEN from 5 pm to 8 pm.

HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY SERENE HIEW XUE-EN!

Thanks for being such an awesome friend since we were 10 HAHA.

Love all those crazy stuff that fang isz you and I used to do (and still do); hanging out at your house, getting caught by the gurka while fooling outside gohchoktong's house, teppenyaki, sleeping on tatami mats, going for Jiang and laughing at You-Know-Who for the impeccable chinese during the 2-week tuition crash course (Weren't we amazed that there was someone worse than us HAHA 一山还有一山高! Ok I think I might have used it in the wrong context but whatever. We stil made it yo) and of course, always whining to each other how great school life is.

Anyway, just want to say that you've been great company. We will ride through these tough times together(: Remember, 4 As!!!

and we still have yet to go for our overdue ice-cream post O levels chinese celebration!

Dad (before he left): I love you!
Me: Can you say something new? You always say that, so boring.
Dad: (pauses to think) How about, you are my sweetest heart?

LMAO.